thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

GLORIOUS :D

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

italiham:

butterfliesthebeautiful-kind:

accend:

doughnot:

those text posts where every single comment is pure gold

pure gold

Pure gold

Pure gold

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

spenceromg:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

alexisanchezisonfire:

shots fired

cloudy-dreamers:

Imagine if you could put emojis into passwords

mackblesa:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

-jumps-

fuckyeah-nerdery:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

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PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.

❝ Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear that the two of you, on some level belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you understand one another or you’re in love or you’re partners in crime. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest circumstances, and they help you feel alive. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but it definitely makes me believe in something. ❞
— unknown  (via thatkindofwoman)