specksofgranola:

gorilllas:

misliking:

opulentis:

my school’s principal and head of school made a video to announce our snow day you should all watch it you won’t regret it!!

Honestly the best thing ever

is your principal single

Damn girl he can school me even on a snow day

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

….

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shawnpau:

she’s getting stronger

flying-indigo-people-eater:

 

salt-and-pepper-panda:

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

apparently humans dont produce milk now either

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

❝ You never know how sick you are until you try to recover. ❞
— unknown  (via ithurtssomuch)
❝ If she only wants you, don’t worry about who wants her ❞
— (via massiv3)
❝ You don’t know how deeply you are intertwined with someone until you try to walk away from them. ❞
m.l. (via splitterherzen)

ruinedchildhood:

how i feel when i gotta get up and close my room door after someone walks out and leaves it open

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sansaofhousestark:

australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do